The Oval Office
(Union of Socialist American Republics)
Rahm, why are they making such a fuss about the plane flying around New York?
Comrade President, 3000 people died on 9/11. They remember well.
Well, they should just move on. It's a new world now. I won.
(mumbling) Oh God, here we go again.
What was that?
Er.. nothing, Comrade. Everything is under control. We asked the head of the military office to resign. We'll find him a soft place to land, of course.
Good. We managed to dodge a bullet on this one, but it was too close.
I know, Comrade President. If anyone gets wind that you and Michelle were actually on the plane, we're toast.
(whining) We're entitled to a little fun, Rahm. Michelle wanted to see the Statue of Liberty from the air. And that mile high club thing was a hoot!
Jeez, Comrade. Please!
Ha, Ha! Rahm's embarrassed.
(whispers) Not as embarrassed as when you bowed to the Arab king.
Damn it. Speak up, Rahm!
Yes, Comrade. Are we firing any CEOs this week?
Of course. Bankers and car people piss me off. We'll get someone from ACORN or Fannie Mae to run CITI and GM.
Be careful with ACORN, Comrade. There are about to be indictments on the voter fraud cases in fourteen states.
And just what do you think a Presidential pardon is for?
Good point, Comrade President, you have the authority.
As I said. I won.
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