The Oval Office
(Union of Socialist American Republics)
RAHMMM!! (angry)
Yes, Comrade President?
Rahm, why is everyone trying to embarrass me?
I beg your pardon, Sir?
Think about it. We appointed the tax cheats: Geitner, Daschle, and Sebelius. Then Napolitano. What a disaster! She is just clueless! And then there's the boobs in Congress like Dodd and Barney Frank. And now we have Pelosi in the middle of persecuting Bush when she herself was in on the hearings when they spoke about using water boarding. How can I go after Bush if our own party knew and condoned these practices?
That's why I said we would be looking forward last week.
Yes, that's the other thing. You didn't check with me first.
I just repeated what you said, Comrade.
You're starting to annoy me.
What if they hit us again after we punish Bush and Cheney? We'll get crucified.
Strange choice of words coming from a Jew to a Muslim.
But, Comrade President, we have enough to worry about with Pakistan going to the Taliban.
Tell me about it! And I'm not getting any sleep with that damned Bo running around all night.
Don't get PETA up in arms, Comrade!!
(sigh) I won't. But don't expect the best decisions when I'm not getting any sle-e-e p. (snore)
(banging on door) Rahm, wake the President. We need him in the situation room!
He just fell asleep. Leave him be.
But we have a crisis!!
Not to worry. I'm in charge here.
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