The Oval Office
(Union of Socialist American Republics)
This really sucks, Rahm.
What are you referring to, Comrade President?
Oh, this whole thing with Latin America. I can’t find anyone praising my performance at the Summit of the Americas.
Well, for one thing, maybe you should have thrown the book that Chavez handed you back at him.
As big as he is? He might have grabbed me by the throat!
The Secret Service agents wouldn’t let him do that, Comrade President.
Really? I thought they were just to protect me from Ann Coulter and the Republicans.
No, you can rely on them. They’ve improved since Ronald Reagan was shot.
What else did I screw up?
Your response to the Ortega rant could have been better, Comrade. He tore the U.S a new one for 50 minutes.
I didn’t have my teleprompter. I had to ad lib.
Saying, "I thought it was 50 minutes long. That's what I thought", wasn’t your most shining moment.
(whining) Well, Hillary was just as bad, saying the cultural performance was fascinating.
Yes, well, Comrade President, maybe opening up to Cuba will help!
(sigh) Don’t bet on it. You have Lula da Silva in Brazil, Cristina Kirchner in Argentina, Evo Morales in Bolivia, Chavez, and Ortega all blaming us for everything. And I wasn’t even born when Kennedy did the Bay of Pigs thing! (pout)
I hate to say it, Comrade President, but could it be that Bush was correct in being tough on these bastards?
I’m betting on making nice.
Very well, Comrade President. Pray that North Korea and Iran won’t take advantage of that.
Amen!
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