The Oval Office
(Union of Socialist American Republics)
Anointed One: Rahm, why can't one week go by without someone embarrassing me?
Rahm:: How so, Comrade President?
Anointed One: Well, for one thing, you called some of our own people 'a bunch of f'ing retards'.
Rahm ::They were annoying me by attacking other democrats.
Anointed One: I don't care about them. You pissed off the Special Olympics people and got the damned Palin broad up in arms again.
Rahm: I apologized.
Anointed One: Too late. The damage is done. And then that moron, Jim Brennan, our counterterrorism guy, accuses Republican senators of aiding Al Qaeda and THEN says that it's good that ONLY twenty percent of the terrorists we let go return to fighting us.
Rahm ::We'll get through it.
Anointed One: Oh, Sure! I'm beginning to think ALL my advisors are f'ing retards.
Rahm :You said you went to 57 states, mispronounced Navy Corpsman three times, and called the cop dumb.
Anointed One: OK, Rahm, you've succeeded in pissing me off. Maybe Palin is right that you should resign.
Rahm : You wouldn't have a chance at another term and you know it, comrade. Do you think Hillary won't resign soon and mount a campaign against you? The whole country thinks you're a pompous demagogue.
Anointed One: Because I listen to idiots like you!
Rahm:: Me? It wasn't me who chose that fool Joe Biden as my Vice President. You could have picked Senator Bayh. Now he's getting ready to run against you in the primary next time.
Anointed One: Another traitor.You're all against me!
Rahm:: Blame yourself! All you do is run around saying 'I won', like a kid with the football.
Anointed One: Mao or Stalin would never have put up with this?
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